Friday, April 24, 2009

Jokes From the Last Day of Class

Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A: A 1 molar solution

Q: What is the common name for CH2O? Hint: it is not formaldehyde.

A: Seawater (C-water)

Q: What would one call a test tube with a college degree?

A: A graduated cylinder

Q: How would you name the following compound?

A: Orthodox

5 comments:

Christy Joy said...

lol

i heard a rumor... is it true?

Jen said...

nice!

Jonas said...

LOL!
That is hilarious, but particularly the last one.

Alex said...

Christy: Rumors are often based on truth but just as frequently (if not more so) not entierly accurate... maybe if you gave some indication as to what the rumor is I could let you know if I'd heard any similar rumors and thus, by comparing differences in what we heard, perhaps get a better picture of what the original facts were.

John: In case you didn't think of it yourself, one could have a paradox out of quite a similar drawing.

shama said...

I heard the same rumor! Better bring your rock climbing/caving stuff if it's true.